is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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