Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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