he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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