I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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