Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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