yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'm getting married
To pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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