Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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