omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
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This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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