her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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