She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
party gras won. party gras always wins.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
