well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
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I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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