My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I love how my cats smell like pot.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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