Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
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