He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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