he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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