R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
he puts the penis in happiness.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
