party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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