i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I am available for nakedness
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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