But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
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We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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