what if I'm pregnant?
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so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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