That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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