I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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