we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
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Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize