I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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