I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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