matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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