Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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