Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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