Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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