is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
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Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
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my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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