Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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