love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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