Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I need to align my fucking chakras
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