The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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