Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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