But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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