The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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