I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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