i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Green mimosas i think yes
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
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Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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