her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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