Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
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it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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