I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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