i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
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Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
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Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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