The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
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