Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
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