i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
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Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
i think im in europe. pls send help
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Randomize