Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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