why im i the only drunk person in the library?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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