just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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