absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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