i don't like sucking hair
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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