I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
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I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I have already put on my inside pants.
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