is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I have post one night stand depression
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