I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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