I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
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There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
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You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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